Dessert

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Today JB Smoove and Miles ask you to stop putting off pleasure. Today’s Quote: “Eat your dessert first.” – Melissa Washburn (Today Is Going To Be A Great Day! Page-A-Day Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	New day, new, you wake your way, only straws, glasses,
0:04.4	but they don't fucking grab it to you.
0:06.8	Be mine.
0:09.0	Listen to me, I elaborate, dearly wisdom from me.
0:13.3	J.B. Smooth.
0:18.4	Ha, ha, ha.
0:20.7	Oh, man.
0:22.2	What you doing?
0:23.6	What, what are you doing?
0:24.6	Stop doing it for a minute.
0:26.4	Let me tell you this, if shit like America's
0:29.9	funniest home videos or TikTok has proven anything
0:33.5	is that people love watching other people get fucked up.
0:38.5	On the other hand, if there's one thing I know,
0:41.3	most people don't like being the one getting fucked up.
0:46.6	People like shits and giggles, as long as they're not the shit.
0:53.0	Now, shits and giggles sound like something catch, you know?
0:57.3	It'll be hard work, fuck, a shits and giggles pandemic.
1:01.9	Woo, now that'll be terrible.
1:04.6	Anyway, I'm not going to get out here and suggest.
1:07.6	If you try out one of those fucking dumb ass challenges
1:10.3	or you climb something or jump something or a worst-hit,
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