Have you ever been somewhere and like two things just don't match?

Let me give you an example.

Let me let me give you more to go on.

I'm in the eye doctor the other day and I'm doing the part where the people are like right in your eye and they're like very close and everyone has to breathe deeply because you're panicking.

You know, that whole shebang that's happening, right?

And what should come over the loudspeakers?

I know you already think you're like, oh, it's some kind of smooth jazz, a Kenny G.

Yeah.

Something soothing.

Maybe maybe like an old, an old like a doo-op song, like a less of the guy. No, push it by salt and pepper.

Push it's real good. First of all, I immediately noticed that my foot is bouncing and I'm like, well, you can't start dancing because you have an eye, something sharp that's, well, not sharp, but you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like four centimeters from your eye.

Don't move.

Push it real good.

Yeah.

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