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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Investing, Education, Business, Self-improvement

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:33.5	The $50,000 isn't mine.
0:35.5	It belongs to something called a prop firm.
0:38.1	So I paid $50 for it. All right. And then another $100 to... How much should you pull out of your retirement accounts? To be fair, there was only... How far should you pull out? Dollars. The point I get to the day trading, why I don't need to work. Oh, shut the fuck up. Do you think in a few months you're going to be making a full living off of that?
0:55.4	I do think that is exactly how it's going to go.
0:57.5	And then you live in beyond delusion world. My name is Ethan. I'm 24. I'm based out of Houston, Texas, and this is financial audit. Thanks for coming over to Austin. What do you do there for a living in Houston?
1:11.6	So I'm a day trader currently, up and coming at least.
1:15.6	Up and coming?
1:16.6	Yeah.
1:17.8	Okay.
1:19.0	Typically the day trading I see isn't much up.
1:23.5	It's kind of usually down and coming to zero.
1:27.4	Wow. You must be doing okay then. It's... up, it's kind of usually down and coming to zero.
1:29.8	Wow, you must be doing okay then.
1:32.4	It's complicated.
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