Hello. I am the founder of gloat.com, the goat app for fans. What's gloat.com? Well, when you go up to gloat.com,

you can create a very special experience for a rival fan that's in your life.

So you can celebrate just in the most over-the-top and indulgent way possible.

We'll match you up with one of our gifted coordinators and creatives,

where we will create a very specific gloating package for you.

So let's say your team as the Dodgers and you just won over the

giants, we can send any number of performers, stunts, pranks, or whatever to that fan in

your life just to rub it in. Unfortunately, we are battling litigation because of a few stress-induced

cardiac events that we are considering anomalous at this point for the

sake of litigation. But others are saying it was induced by our over-the-top ranks. So I shouldn't

say more. However, we are looking for another round of funders. So if you are interested,

please contact me. That's Sophia Alexandra. Wow. This is truly an honor. I feel like I need to tell everyone

that I have used your service before. Oh, great. And you're satisfied customer? I'm so satisfied.

Oh, I love to hear that. I opted for the gloat on a float package. Yes.

Which is when you really want to gloat. Yes. And you will make sure that there's a parade with specific floats related to the thing that you're gloating about. I remember, I believe,

we won't say their name because this is a very, we do respect the privacy of our clients.

But I remember very specifically that you delayed this production because you were waiting for one of their, you're the person who you were giving the gift to, a relative to pass away because you wanted to have that float go by the cemetery as it happened.

Just for a really added dimension of just really sticking it to them.

And we actually talk about that a lot about at the office.

I mean, we can say, we can name names.

Oh, but up to you.

Do you want to, I mean. It's up to you. Do you want to, I mean.

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