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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Desi Lydic Fox-Splains Everything

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2021

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

After countless hours spent binging Fox News, Desi Lydic rants about the notion of racism in America, President Biden's breathtaking scandals, the horrors of cancel culture and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

So recently there's been a ridiculous debate about whether America is a racist country.

0:14.4

Biden wants us to unite behind the idea that America is a racist country.

0:19.6

Many on the left believe that America is an evil racist country.

0:23.6

That's the messaging at this point, the American people are racist.

0:26.6

That is a lie.

0:27.6

I'm going to leave absurd liberals when a racist country of a black history month.

0:31.6

Why don't you Fox News for 358 hours straight and I'm ready to do some Fox Bladed.

0:36.8

Show me in the history books where America has been racist.

0:43.2

Okay, not the first 98% of the book, but the end of the book near the glossary.

0:46.7

I'll tell you what's racist.

0:47.9

How come there's never been a white woman on the cover of Oprah's magazine?

0:50.7

How can America be racist if it was the liberals who fired a hardworking black woman from her job as a surrogate bottle?

0:56.2

This is the country of African American legends.

0:59.0

Martin Luther King Jr.

1:00.2

Rosa Parks, Matt Fomore.

1:01.8

If our country is racist, how do you explain that I have been kicked out of Whole Foods more than any black person ever has?

1:07.5

And I'll tell you what, the most racist people are the Democrats like Joe Biden who want to start teaching

1:12.0

critical race theory and our beautiful public schools.

1:14.8

Critical race theory is not appropriate for our kids to learn.

1:19.0

Teaching kids to hate their country and to hate each other.

1:23.2

This revisionist woke curriculum, you are not going to do this to our children.

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