My name is Jason Alexander, the star of bedtime stories of the Ingle Side-In,

a brand new scripted comedy podcast in which I play Palm Springs Hotelier, Mel Haiber,

who in the 1970s turned the rundown Ingle Side-In into the best kept secret getaway for Hollywood's

elite, thieves, and mobsters. The series also stars Brian Jordan Alvarez, Michael McKin, Richard

Kind, Lance Bass, and Moira. You can find bedtime stories of the Ingle Side-In on Sirius XM, Pandora,

Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts. Don't forget to follow the show so you never miss an episode.

This is Michael Cohen and you're listening to the Mayer Copa podcast. Well, it finally happened, folks.

Ron DeSantis has declared he's officially running for president.

Announcing his intent on Twitter spaces, he was trying to connect with a wider audience by

pretending to be digitally savvy and inject a little informality into his stiff necked image.

But he could have made the announcement from on top of a waterbed pile high with wine

coolers and a naked mac gates and still not dent his Dudley-Dewrite straight-jacketed personality.

Not to mock the governor, but let's be fucking real here. The man exudes all the life force

of a frozen cadaver. He gives every appearance of not particularly liking people and that feeling

has been reciprocated in the recent national polls as his numbers have peaked and tumbled down.

Then there's the physical straight-jacket he dons when he takes the podium or mingles with voters

or even walks through crowds protected by his ultra-protective retinue. Dead-eyed endower looking

like a surreal killer with a bad case of diarrhea, DeSantis speaks a body language that always seems

to be looking for an exit. And if no exit exists, he calms his demons by sparking some new senseless

fight with the Disney Corporation. He's a walking cartoon, a fucking puppet of the anti-woke

right who seek conspiracy in their Bud Light. If he becomes president, will the mouse house rank

above a below China in his axis of evil? Will Bud Light be categorized as a weapon of man's

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