Deric Poston

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2020

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Deric talk about fireworks, bongs, and bathroom stalls without doors. Follow Deric on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/dericposton/ Check out his podcast "Spoil the Beans" with co-host Ehsan Ahmad https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/spoil-the-beans/id1333793393 Download and subscribe to the Comedy Showcase App! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 Thank you to our sponsors El Sativo Tequila: http://www.elsativo.com/ Sticker Supreme: https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.com Patreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.6	All right.
0:25.8	What's up?
0:29.4	Thanking my sponsor, Elsa Tebow Tequila.
0:31.0	The Hooch, baby.
0:33.2	I can't drink it because I go to jail.
0:37.0	But if you do, it is a top tier tequila.
0:40.9	It won number one at the San Francisco booze contest.
0:44.0	I didn't even know that was a thing, but there's a contest for everything.
0:46.9	Anyways, at one number one, it is non-GMO.
0:54.1	It is organic and it has terpenes, two terpenes, energy and mood enhancing.
0:56.3	So it's known as a double stimulant.
0:59.8	So if you like to get fucked up, drink Alcetivo tequila.
1:03.1	Like I said, I can't because I'll vomit and go to jail.
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