DERELICT Presents: Desert Skies

DERELICT

Night Rocket Productions

Arts, Science Fiction, Performing Arts, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

DERELICT Newsletter: https://derelictpodcast.com/join The DERELICT Presents series showcases other influential and innovative fiction podcasts that the creators of DERELICT personally enjoy, and feel its audience will enjoy too. On a lonely highway between life and the next life there's one last stop that we all have to make. Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station serves travelers as they embark on their journey through the celestial spheres. Meet the Attendant, the Mechanic, and C.A.S.H. Register. Together, they'll make sure you're prepared for the ride. You can listen to Desert Skies wherever you get your podcasts. You can also check out their website at: ⁠https://desertskiespodcast.com/. All episodes written and produced, and all characters performed, by Jared Carter. DERELICT Premium: https://derelict.supercast.com DERELICT Discord - https://discord.gg/EtCA8YN9XY DERELICT Website - http://www.derelictpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something?
0:04.8	You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret.
0:10.8	How did you know? Come on. Custom posters, branded mugs, stylish flyers. Only one place prints all that. Vista print.
0:17.7	Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday.
0:23.2	Print everything for your business with VistaPrint.
0:25.9	If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk.
0:31.2	Where am I?
0:32.6	Welcome to Desert Skies, Traveler.
0:36.1	Your journey through the physical plane has come to an end I am the
0:42.4	attendant my colleague here is the mechanic yo this is your last stop on your way to the
0:49.1	great beyond it's our job to make sure you're prepared for the ride. Now, before hitting the road, we have an impressive selection of over 34 varieties of microwavable burritos.
1:01.0	Um, what, what's going on?
1:04.0	There's gotta be a better afterlife than this. I mean, come on.
1:08.0	Uh, that's offensive.
1:09.0	Something seems to be wrong with me.
1:11.7	You left something major, undone.
1:15.2	I have a life outside of this gas station, you know.
1:17.9	You quite literally do not.
1:20.0	Any hobbies?
1:20.9	Nope.
1:21.7	Ever travel?
1:22.6	Nope.
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