Derek Waters - Stabbing the Pastor in the Back

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week Derek Waters joins the show!

In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong

Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun

Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!

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0:00.0	Scriptings are there?
0:30.0	Hey, Tony's working another episode of dumb people town population you population waters Derek
0:46.2	waters
0:47.2	I want you excited.
0:52.2	Yeah, I'm welcome to town, buddy.
0:54.2	Welcome to the town.
0:55.2	Thank you.
0:56.2	This is a cool town.
0:57.2	Right.
0:58.2	Dumb people town.
0:59.2	I always something going on.
1:00.2	I'm always accused of being from here.
1:02.2	Dumb people town.
1:03.2	Yeah.
1:04.2	Here's the deal.
1:05.2	You'll either fit right in or you will hear these stories and be like, I'm not as dumb as I
1:08.4	thought I was.
1:09.4	Right.
1:10.4	I'll feel smart.
1:11.4	Either way, you'll feel better.
1:12.4	Yeah, you want to spark.
1:13.4	That's the goal of anything, right?
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