And we are back with an all new episode of Keep It. I'm Iron Madison the third.

I'm Louis Fertel and I just want to say somebody on my Instagram was like,

well you guys went another week without telling us you were gone.

If you listen to the podcast, we said we were going to go this time.

Now you're just playing games with us. It's a gaslight situation.

I think these are people who stop listening as soon as they feel like the episode's over.

Oh, I see. They don't go through the credits. It's a full Marvel movie. You need to get the full

cut scene at the end and stuff. There are tags at the end.

Actually, remember what he used to do tags at the end of each episode?

Every once in a while there would be like a hidden...

Who are we fooling?

Why would we do hidden content at the end of an episode?

I would absolutely turn us off before them.

Yeah, we completely said that we were taking time off, which also makes sense because

it was the week of the 4th of July.

Right, and we both have our journalistic duties on Fire Island to attend to.

And I have to say it's so bad for us to go to that place because no news gets to Fire Island so when there's a big pop culture

news story I feel like I have to hear it 35th hand from somebody who was just

recently in New York where people are actually discussing things other than what

are you doing tonight or what did you do last night.

But finally we did get in touch with the news and I guess the only real pop cultural thing worth reporting is that

somebody had a terrible diarrhea sort of incident at Gwyneth Paltrow's house which I don't have many opinions on the

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