You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the RiotCast network, RiotCast.com.

Okay, Kelly, here's the deal. We got another new sponsor of the show, Youser Fitness.

I went to this place, you know, you know, I've been fat, you've been

fat, we've been skinny, you know, we've both been skinny. Many times. Yes, you're on your fourth

skinny. That's right. Okay, I'm on my six fat and I'm trying to get back down again.

Okay, because I don't want to fucking die. This is no joke now. I gained a lot of weight when I quit smoking.

50, 60 pounds I put back on. I was skinny two years ago. I was down to fighting shape and it's hard. I know how hard it is to lose weight.

Because what are you going to go to the gym? Getting out to the gym, putting your clothes on, getting in the car, driving

to the fucking, finding a spot, finding a machine, everybody's there, you feel like shit, there's people

better looking than you. It's just a fucking horror show at the beginning when you're fat. Here's what you do. Go to

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away but not just at an angle where they take up space like some of these other treadmills,

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You don't have to actually bend down and put it on the floor so it hurt you back.

Yow's a fitness, you can put your actual,

you can put your iPhone in, right into,

plugs right in, and it comes out the speakers.

Ah.

It has an incline.

It has up to up to 12 speeds.

I usually had fans on it too.

Three fan, three speed, has fans on it, three speed.

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