We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 551.E.X.1407.

Certificate number 49472.

De Grocer. 472. D'Ger!

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Bins?

My friends all drive porches. I must make amends.

Works hard all my lifetime. No help from my friends.

So, Lord, won't you buy me? Hey Mercedes bands!

I'm going to Degrocer to buy Drosour Sowercrowd.

Yeah, that is good joke.

It's classic.

You're good American dad.

I don't actually know if it's D sourcrowd, Doss sourcrowd.

Yeah, D'r.

I'm sure people will tell.

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