As I told you, if I had you running in front of me when I was playing flankerback, I could have been an all-American man.

Democrats were shuttering privately just a few days ago about how big the margin was going to be.

Republicans were predicting a red wave, but they may end up with the same slimmaturity Democrats have had for the last two years.

We are going to take the House back.

So we've got so much more to do and I have only begun to fight.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny.

We'll preserve our honor.

Welcome back to the Ruthless Variety Program, a high-energy Thursday here despite the fact that our co-host continues to be entirely on the shelf, Michael.

Yeah, Smug is still MIA. You know he's a delicate little flower.

He's like a house plant that you have and you're trying to keep it alive and you give it water every day and you make sure it gets sunshine.

But you can't seem to keep it alive.

He's sort of like that. He needs a perfect balance of homeostasis in order to survive.

And a little bit of COVID has taken him totally out of commission.

He missed Megan Kelly. He's missing today's program.

You missed Dei Se. That's just unbelievable.

You brought it up today but we went to RJC in Las Vegas.

Yes.

You were sick and you got everybody sick.

Are you going to own up to that?

Yeah, but look, here's the thing.

As a man of such high tea as I do, it's sometimes it's hard to know when you're sick because you're just...

You're immune to the ill effects of said illness.

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