Depression Can’t Hurt A Moving Target!
Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F....
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
The girls are getting cosy in their PJs as they gear up for Valentine’s Day. Ashley relives the very awkward moment she was caught out when multiple bouquets arrived on the same Valentine’s Day, Lauren shares a sneaky Alexa hack that helped one woman expose her cheating fella, and the girls read out some brutally brilliant words of wisdom from a listener who finally ditched the d***head she caught in the act.
It's not all lies, sorrow and scandal though, as Ashley and Lauren share their love poems to each other and they are belters!
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| 1:43.1 | down the dual carriageway, and it was a can of G&T. |
| 1:46.7 | You know, the great green and... |
| 1:48.4 | Ashley was in the car in front, was she? |
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