Some of you guys already know this, but Matt Becker, anytime there's a murder, suicide, they do an autopsy, and I was waiting just to find out that he didn't have fucking terminal cancer, which is bullshit.

But Anchorage PD came back.

The remains they found were not Matt Becker.

So I don't know where that leaves all of us, but that wasn't him.

And it had his ID and whatnot in the pockets, but the shotgun.

So he could still be out there.

And I would have just typed this up, but, yeah, I would have fucked with Becky for an April

fool, so I just did it this way.

Okay, okay.

I was going to write that and just put it out of the April, Matt Becker April Fool's and just write it up because I could be a little bit more in-depth.

But then it would either have to say April Fool's at the very end of the post

or I'm going to cause a lot of problems.

Yeah.

I think it was funny the way we did it.

But did you fall for it?

For a second.

Kenny did though, didn't he?

Oh, I was watching him.

If he had that on tape, I didn't expect what you said,

so I would have been recording if I knew he was done.

You know, of course, because he thinks Matt's, he's second on the list or whatever.

Who?

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