"Deodorant" w/ Julio Torres
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4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
What does it mean to wear glasses? What does it mean to have dyed hair? What does it mean to use deodorant? What does it mean… to be free? We are joined by our friend Julio Torres to answer these questions definitively and finally. You have ONE MORE WEEK to see Julio’s show COLOR THEORIES at Performance Space New York. Tickets at color-theories.com!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Podcast starts now. What is up, everyone around the globe? |
| 0:28.5 | Hi. |
| 0:29.9 | Hi. |
| 0:31.1 | We're coming at you live from New York City roughly three weeks ago. |
| 0:34.8 | I have a new concept. |
| 0:36.1 | Okay. |
| 0:37.2 | It's called screen time eyes. |
| 0:39.4 | And it's when you can see in someone's eyes that their screen time is really high. Do I have screen time eyes? No, no, no, no. Obviously, no. I would never achieve you having screen time eyes. It would be okay if you did accuse me. No, no, no, no. but I worry sometimes that I especially when I see photos of myself I'm like oh, oh, no, do I have it? Because I notice it's so clearly in others. And it's like, I don't want to say who, but there's a |
| 1:00.5 | comedian that has recently been in the news little, and I'm like, oh, she has screen time eyes. |
| 1:04.9 | She, okay. We'll bleep it. But do you know what I mean? I do know what you mean. |
| 1:10.7 | Okay. So, and I'm seeing it more and more. And We'll bleep it. But do you know what I mean? I do know what you mean. |
| 1:11.3 | Okay. |
| 1:14.0 | So, and I'm seeing it more and more. |
| 1:17.6 | And I'm wondering if you are seeing what I'm talking about. |
| 1:19.0 | Describe the look. |
| 1:30.2 | Well, it's like a sort of permanently kind of almost permanently surprised and also permanently anxious about finding out the truth it's it's it's a sibling of conspiracy eyes it's a bit it's a bit weapons it's a it's a bit weapons there's a bit of a |
| 1:37.7 | it's not that someone is dead behind the eyes it's that there's a sort of dimness it's like they have |
| 1:44.0 | put down the blinds halfway. |
| 1:47.4 | Okay. Try to do it to camera. |
| 1:49.5 | Well, like, no, but you have to, I would have to be like a, |
| 1:53.1 | I'd have to be a, of Amy Adams level actor to be able to perform that. |
| 1:56.6 | It comes from within. |
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