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People of Earth, your parents are to destroy. Welcome to Conspiracy, the show, with your H.

With your hosts, Adam Todd Brown, and Connor McSpadden.

Hey, everybody, welcome to conspiracy the show.

I am Adam Todd Brown.

I'm the other guy.

And that is Connor McSpadden, just finishing up his drink of water.

That's how we start every podcast.

We started last episode where I'm like, I got a, I like hydrate for a podcast like how Michael

Phelps Carbo loads just like six pancakes before the race and then I just burn it off in like

45 seconds so he always throws to me I'm expecting a little more vamping but it's just like

all right man yeah yeah but you know let's get right into it i don't vamp

brother

do you even vamp bro

that's a it's an old school uh you know radio host listening to a podcast

you guys don't even know how to reset after a break

you're not giving out the time or the weather or the travel

well it would vary from location to location yeah we do have a block of the Doobie Brothers coming up after this break.

We're playing the side two of the whatever the album.

I almost broke up with a girl over the Doobie Brothers one time because she was a musician.

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