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Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Jonny and Richard have a beef with a specific profession. Also in this episode, trying to identify VW SUVs at gunpoint, the decline of the Audi A8, pop stars with mononyms, the cars of the Bourne movies, a brief review of the Hyundai Inster, the confusing new Nissan Micra, and is Pontiac due a comeback?

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter. And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
0:12.8	Guys, look, let's paint a saga. Richard, you're asleep. You're having a wonderful night's sleep. But suddenly, you feel something pressing onto your head and you go to swipe it away and you wake up and you realise it's somebody stood in front of you with a gun to your head. Oh. Yeah. Understandably, you're bloody terrified.
0:42.4	And they say, they whisper so that your wife doesn't wake up.
0:45.1	I'm going to give you one chance.
0:46.5	Okay.
0:50.0	If you answer this correctly, you will live.
0:53.4	And if you don't, I'm going to bloody shoot you.
0:54.5	I know this is dark.
0:55.3	Go with me on this.
1:05.9	You've got to identify right now the differences between the Volkswagen Tiago, T-Rock, T-Cross and Tiguan.
1:07.6	Go, you've got 30 seconds.
1:08.9	Oh, I'm dead.
1:09.5	Yeah.
1:13.8	Shoot me now.
1:15.7	Is that while you'll whisper back?
1:19.0	Listen, I don't want to die, but this is just going to be so much in the head.
1:20.2	Just do it.
1:20.6	Right.
1:21.9	Put it in my head.
1:23.3	Tiago.
1:24.5	Tiago.
1:29.3	Tiago is the slant-backed one, isn't it?
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