Dental Alchemy - 035

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0 • 961 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week! Uncle Doug gets called up to the big leagues as uncle Mark gets lazy and sits one out. Uncle Dan takes the woo right out of your mouth, professor Jim becomes a critical thinking nazi, and uncle Doug explores some strange family values!

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0:00.0	Welcome friends to the how-to-heoretic I'm Uncle Doug and I'm Uncle Dan and this is your
0:10.8	user's guide to life on the outside.
0:12.8	That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.
0:16.6	But it can also be a scary world.
0:18.2	Things work differently now.
0:19.6	Never fear. That's why we are here.
0:21.8	We're your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.
0:25.0	We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.
0:29.0	After all, you only get one that we know of, so you better make the most of it.
0:33.0	Yeah, Mark.
0:34.0	Yeah, you Uncle Mark. I am not, can you tell by the sexy voice and...
0:51.0	The nearly identical voice body.
0:55.0	You guys sound almost the same all the time.
0:58.0	I'll sound like him when I'm 15, 20 years old.
1:01.0	I'm sure of it.
1:02.0	Wow, we're definitely, Uncle Mark was not able to make it
1:06.8	for this week's show. Yeah. And apparently we're going to spend the entire time
1:11.5	bashing him. This is my revenge for countless nugies and purple nirples in my life.
1:17.3	Although your nirples are lovely now.
1:18.9	That's why.
1:20.4	Yeah, you start early.
1:21.6	Yeah, you gotta get them, you gotta get them young, otherwise're never going to have those good nirples. They're like fine pieces of Canadian bacon.
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