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🗓️ 12 October 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an email from Sabrina and she said, |
| 0:03.5 | Then the pizza came and listen. |
| 0:06.0 | She said, I'm not saying they're doing this, |
| 0:08.5 | but it looks oddly similar. |
| 0:11.0 | What? |
| 0:12.0 | No. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:14.0 | That's the worst one I've ever seen. |
| 0:16.0 | Yes. |
| 0:17.0 | What is going on there? |
| 0:22.9 | Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is the finale. |
| 0:27.1 | Not the finale of our podcast. |
| 0:30.5 | I was getting ready to retire, so. |
| 0:33.6 | I'm quitting. |
| 0:35.8 | Guys, this is the finale of the Farmers Got Talent Show. |
| 0:39.3 | Woo! |
| 0:40.3 | As you can see, we've all got on our best. |
| 0:44.3 | Chris, literally, you look like you're going to escort me to my death. |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah, it sounds like you're gonna paint my body. |
| 0:51.3 | You have something so fancy on your tie. |
| 0:53.3 | I don't even know what it's called. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh, yeah, the clip that holds the tie in place. Period. Where did you get a suit like this? I used to work at a very fancy shave shop and I had to have things like this for the job. You had to wear a suit to work? You had to dress up. Yeah, they made you dress up really nice. Yeah. It looks so good. |
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