Hey there, you know, I often shriek myself awake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat

with heart palpitations because I have a recurring nightmare that I am the announcer

for the Eric Mataxis show.

It's truly, truly horrible.

But eventually I realize it's not a dream and I cry myself back to sleep in heaving

and now you're telling us of sunshine Eric Mataxis.

Wow, Alben, we are here at NRB Todd Wilkerson is such an actor.

People don't realize they think he's just the announcer for this program.

He's an incredible actor.

What he just did there, he left it all on the field.

I mean, that was just unbelievable.

It was emmoating.

That was emi-worthy.

And it's so sad because nobody cares.

Okay, we are at NRB in Nashville right now and it's very complicated to explain.

We're not in the quiet radio studio in New York.

We're in kind of an noisy convention hall.

It's Opryland, the Gaylord Opryland Terrarium for humans.

There's no actual oxygen in here.

It's a synthetic atmosphere that they created.

They're pumping something in.

And it's really incredible.

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