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🗓️ 18 May 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time. |
0:10.0 | Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is |
0:13.6 | then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps |
0:17.9 | and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath |
0:22.2 | but then your nose is still freezing to touch. |
0:25.0 | Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks. |
0:31.6 | Okay Dennis Miller who is a really long term good friend who's a brilliant mind and one of the |
0:41.2 | probably best pure stand-ups and I think you know because he did it six years and now |
0:45.6 | it every night the best update. |
0:49.4 | Update guy in SNL history. I don't count Kevin Neeland because he only did three years. I think |
0:54.4 | of him as a sketch player. Tina always had a side kick so I think Dennis is the best pure |
1:00.0 | you know Chevy was brilliant as well but I put Dennis up there and he's funny it's fun to do |
1:05.4 | Dennis. Yeah they've been lucky with update they get great people on their um yeah I should have |
1:09.5 | tried to do up there. I think I like the current people are great. I uh a con Quinn yeah. |
1:14.2 | Yeah and and Colin Quinn and Colin Joseph. Yes and Scarlett Joe Hanson. Scarlett J. |
1:20.2 | Oh yeah she's awesome. I don't know anything about the show she did it for a while. |
1:24.8 | Okay so. |
1:26.1 | So this is the new show. Okay started out in the whisper horse scene movie with the red front cat all right. |
1:33.0 | So Dennis got me on the HBO young comedian special and he helped get me on SNL. |
1:39.2 | He's the one that gave me the famous advice before I went on at catch rising star. Hey Spudley |
1:44.8 | don't kill too hard it'll throw up the fucking red flag. I go what do you mean? They don't like |
1:49.7 | some polished road hack I go oh anyway so wait I don't do well and they're like David Spade and I go |
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