Coming up on this episode of White Wine Question Time.

I had been talking to Ryan Kay, who I'd known for a few years.

He got so excited about adding to the Renaissance of me in a different way.

And he put me in the Holland Cooper suit with the tie.

And I wore it and I felt a million dollars.

Attitude, as I got out of the car,

Attitude's caption was, Mother Has Arrime. I sang, You Don't Have to Say You Love Me, as part of

a fictional talent show. And Simon Cowell heard that I was doing this and obviously, latching

onto the success of Robbson and Jerome,

contacted me. Years later, it turned out Simon told me that Robson thought, I can't cope with

two people from the same show doing the same thing. So you're not allowed to sign her.

Robson killed it. Robson Green. There you go.

Hello and welcome to white wine question time, the podcast that usually asks its guests,

three thought-provoking questions over three glasses of wine.

But no booze today, because my guest is, well, T-Total, one of my best friends.

And I promise you that by the end of this podcast, you'll

end up feeling like she's one of yours too. And that is part of her magic. And what makes it

all the more potent is that it's all entirely authentic, her whipsmart humour, her warmth, her

interest in everyone, her ability to tell stories that make up her truly extraordinary life.

Like, remember the time that she went viral, telling dirty jokes in front of Tom Cruise at Michael Kane's 90th birthday?

Or this year when she became a brat flag at Glastonbury, where she happened to be because her eldest child

was headlining the pyramid stage. That's what I mean about an extraordinary life and an

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