Rated T for Teen.

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That's right.

Oh, stop it.

Thank you. I know. I know. Yeah. Hot enough for you. I don't mean the weather.

I don't know what that means. Good evening, everyone. So according to a new book, Joe Biden didn't know how many hours he spent with Chinese President Xi Jinping. Even worse, when he met Chi, he handed him a bag of laundry.

Honest mistake. Former Biden age reportedly changed Joe's number after a New York Times journalist called his personal cell phone. Those who tried to reach Joe were met with a Verizon recording that said,

The president you dialed is no longer in service.

Democrat voters are reportedly telling politicians they need to be violent in resisting Trump,

and lawmakers should be, should prepare to get shot, or depending on the lawmaker, stabbed

through the heart with a wooden steak.

Dipped in holy water.

A man in Italy reportedly committed suicide by getting sucked into a jet engine. After hearing the news, guess who just bought her husband a jet?

Oh.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is being mocked for posting a bad Photoshop to make himself look thinner.

Because here he is in real life.

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