I'm Greg Gutfeld, along with Paul Morrow, Jessica Tarloff, Jesse Waters, and she can carve a pumpkin from the inside out.

Dana Perino, the five.

It's a finger-pointing paloza after the federal government shut down.

Nearly every Senate Democrat voted against a Republican plan to open it back up.

And now everyone says the other guy is to blame.

Democrats in Congress have officially shut down the United States government.

Democrats want to overt this crisis.

But Republicans tried to bully us.

Chuck Schumer is listening to the far-left radicals in his own party.

Republican leadership is off playing, make-believe in La La Land.

They prioritize taxpayer-funded benefits for illegal aliens over keeping the government open

for American citizens.

They don't even have the guts to be on Capitol Hill and debate us face to face.

They have taken the American people hostage.

If the women were in charge, we'd have done this by now.

Sexist!

President.

It's a ball.

We can do things during the shutdown that are irreversible, that are bad for them and irreversible by them,

like cutting vast numbers of people out, cutting things that they like, cutting programs that they like.

When you shut it down, you have to do layoffs.

So we'd be laying off a lot of people that are going to be very affected.

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