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Welcome one and all to the Damageport Friday episode with what's left of me,

Johnny DeRola and Brett Ehrlich, who joins me from the depths of searing neck pain.

How's it going?

I'd like to call this episode men of a certain age.

I am going to, I have, this feels good, but that's not good for the TV.

No, that's not.

The hunching to the side, this feels fine, but I have to sit here.

Angle your camera.

Oh, that's a good idea.

What I have, my physical therapist, which I was assigned because I went to make an e-visit, said, I need to put a pillow under my left arm.

Even that hurt. In credulity hurts. What I just shaking it off. But luckily, I have the help save our country pillow I got from Mike Pillow at the Republican National Convention

under my left arm. Dude, it is, it is not easy right now. I'm on steroids. I haven't slept in a week.

You have been looking pretty swole, so that checks out. Yes, John. That is the next

intuitive thing to say, well done. I'm sorry about your pay. Oh, I've checked in on you so many

times. John's too good friend. Anyway, well, I feel bad for you. I'm not in a great shape either.

I used to like dream of like cool sponsorships. Like I wanted to have, I got a couple of suits from this place, suit supply back like eight years ago the last time I bought a new suit. And I was like, I want suit supply to like sponsor me. Now I want icy hot to sponsor me. Like that's dream. You and Shaquille O'Neal.

Pop Tarts and Ice, yes, I want me and Shaquille O'Neal to work together on an ad.

I've got just like I honestly, we know what I want to be done.

I want someone to heat up an ice cream scoop in a pizza oven and then just scoop all of this right out. Because I think

that would be an improvement. But anyway, I'm there too. Yeah. Today we're just going to point

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