David Mitchell, six comedians, one grueling contest of survival.

I thought it was quite a pleasant week.

Deadly weapons.

Do scissors count?

There was a lot of arts and craft.

Death-defying stunts.

If that's a reference to me tripping over,

I've been assured by the producers they've cut it.

Dangerous obstacles.

There are a lot more nettles than I would have like.

It's survival of the funniest.

I see what we've down there.

David Mitchell's Outsiders.

Stream for free on UK TV play.

On today's show, we'll be discussing nine listener stories, which include

UFOs, ghosts, and even an encounter with the old hag. I hope that you'll enjoy

listening to them as much as I enjoy reading them. So sit back, relax, and let's get

started.

The first time it happened, I was sleeping and woke up because I felt a hand on my leg and I realized that I couldn't move.

And he come across this object on the ground which was the shape of a flying saucer.

So he jumped out of his pickup and went down there and there was four beings laying on the ground.

When I raised my head back up, I was in my head and out of my peripheral vision I seen something

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