Welcome to the Albany Hana studies.

Now welcome to the host, Kenny Polly and his lovely wife, Tracy.

And here she's a lovely war. He he.

Hi, this is Jeff from the great state of Pennsylvania,

and you've tuned in to Hillbilly Horror Stories with Jerry and Tracy.

And take it from this Yankee.

After just one episode of this show,

you'll be talking with a twang in your voice and some southern hospitality deep in your soul.

So sit back, turn off the lights, and enjoy the story.

Take it away, guys.

Been the two of us need to look no more

We both found what we were looking for

With a friend to come my own, I'll never be alone.

And you, my friend will see, you've got a friend in me.

You've got a friend in me.

All right, welcome to episode 39 of Hillbilly Horror Stories.

It's hard to remember which number.

I can't believe we're almost to 40.

I know.

It's amazing.

I got something special.

Plan for episode 40?

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