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But this time he's standing there and he's just like,

like he's brandishing a knife in front of him gleaming in the light.

And then he started running towards that.

Oh, like jumping the fence.

If I can outrun Fat Emma, I'm good.

A dark face just peek out from behind the air.

Did see that?

That creepy, uncanny smile that goes from ear to ear.

Hey. Hey everybody. Welcome to this episode of The Graveyard Shift.

The spookiest thing that Haunted Cosmos does.

You got to stop. Welcome to Haunted Cosmos graveyard shift.

You got to stop. Welcome. My name is Ben Garrett. I'm your host. Join as always by my friend and co-host Brian Sovey.

That our YouTube retention graph just went at one second to zero. Like it's a new YouTuber and we deserved it.

All right. I'm going to do another. I'm going to do another one. Whatever the musical theater one you're constantly doing. Jean Valjean. By the way, before I introduce it. All right. I'm going to do another. But it was better than whatever the musical theater one you're constantly doing. Jean Valjean? By the way, before I introduce our guest, which I know this is really rude. Just wait a second. Don't do it. I saw the guy that does that, the Jean Valjean thing on Instagram, he went to a Lord concert. Which, by the way, who goes to Lord concerts?

Is that Lord with an E?

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