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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the arm of getting update today.

0:06.2

Today we're going to talk to Democrats because honestly being a big tent party

0:09.7

where everyone's opinion is valid is great and a serious pain in the ass.

0:15.0

Do you know how the Republicans stay in power?

0:18.0

I mean even though they continue to fail America for the last 50 years,

0:22.0

they shut their yaps when something goes wrong or is

0:25.6

coming apart. They closed their potholes until they all get on the same page.

0:29.8

They're the party of failure, economic disaster, and have crashed the economy repeatedly.

0:35.6

Oh, and they are also the party of treason, and yet they still have a shot in 2024 because

0:41.2

they know when to pipe down.

0:43.0

Democrats on the other hand,

0:45.0

rush to shive each other, slit each other's political throats,

0:48.0

and have to give their opinions to the widest possible audience

0:51.0

to be forthcoming and honest. Well, when in any relationship

0:55.6

with anyone or anything has being forthcoming and honest worked out, not once,

1:00.5

that's how you get divorced. Now, since the debate, the Democrats have been campaigning

1:06.9

hard against their own nominee. Yeah, it turns out that the best way to beat the Democrats

1:12.4

in an election is to just shut up and let the Democrats eat their own.

1:16.4

Good job, morons!

1:18.4

Now I get it. Biden is old. He should have a constant IV drip of insurance his arm he can quote John Adams

1:24.6

because he served with him and insert every other joke about the elderly you can

1:28.3

think of right here but let's take a minute and look at the reality one candidate is 78 and the other one is 81. They are both old

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