Oh, baby, welcome to it.

Happy second of you survived.

You survived the April Fool's Day debacle, I assume.

I pretended to cut Bailey's hair, freaked her out a little bit.

That was my big practical joke because then Quinn comes running around.

Did you cut Bailey's hair?

And then she sees that I was faking it.

So that was it.

I went horrible father of the day.

She didn't cry.

She wasn't crying.

But, yeah, it was, it worked.

It worked. Anyway, I hope you're having a good one. Hope you're having a great Wednesday and having

a decent April. Let's all have a good April, shall we? Let's do that thing. The showers in April

bring May flowers.

Let's get into the news of the day.

Don't forget, by the way, about supporting the program at patreon.com slash derrickhunter podcast

or derrickhunter.com.

Much appreciated all of my heroes.

Some of my heroes have been cowboys, but all of them have been supporters of the show for five bucks a month at patreon.com.

So thank you for that.

Okay, let's get started so we can get done.

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