The All right he had a look and everyone welcome to it. It is the Derek Hunter

podcast for the 28th day of November 2023 not quite 2024 yet I am Derek Hunter I am your host

appreciate you listening download and share and telling a friend all that good stuff

as we march towards Christmas.

The kids are already counting down.

How many days till Christmas?

How many days till Christmas?

Your life is knee-deep in toys.

Give me a break.

I've taken it.

Maybe I'm a cheap bastard but they I bought I'm buying used toys

So sorry I'm mr Santa Claus is buying used toys.

My wife is, Mrs. Claus is buying new toys.

Santa himself is buying used toys from eBay for cheaper, say Barbie outfits giant ziploc bag full of them or other

things like Polly Pocket crap don't ask me why or what that is but you can buy that for really cheap as opposed

to the new stuff you get like I don't know 60 pieces for 20 bucks compared to I don't know a new package for 30 bucks so we're going

that route and the girls don't give a damn they really you pull a quarter out of

your pocket like there you go and suddenly it becomes the most fascinating thing in the world

Oh, this is the best thing you could probably re-rap half their crap and they would be ecstatic from it.

They would absolutely be bonkers, over the world, over the moon, but oh look at this Barbie

that we were just playing with yesterday that you forgot.

And now here you go. Man, they probably noticed that, but you get the idea.

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