Democratic Primary Debate Special, Night One | Perry Bacon Jr.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2019
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Ffff. |
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| 0:09.0 | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Prisons. |
| 0:11.5 | World War D. |
| 0:13.0 | Let's get ready to ramble! |
| 0:18.0 | World War D. Here's the mission. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody! |
| 0:40.0 | Welcome to it! |
| 0:42.0 | Take a seat. Let's do this thing. |
| 0:45.0 | The first democratic debate just ended. |
| 0:48.0 | And tonight we're coming to you live! |
| 0:51.0 | Live from New York. |
| 0:53.0 | Yes. |
| 0:55.0 | And if you don't believe that we're live, I will prove it. |
| 0:58.0 | Siri, what time is it right now? |
| 1:00.0 | Moscow is the capital of Russia. |
| 1:02.0 | God damn it. |
| 1:03.0 | We never understand my accent. |
| 1:05.0 | We are live, though. |
| 1:06.0 | You'll just have to take my word first. |
| 1:08.0 | And like I said, just a few moments ago, |
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