Demi Moore | Campaign Problems

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Donald Trump is jealous of Taylor Swift’s popularity, a tweet from Elmo garnered emotional responses, and a sad convoy of 20 vehicles is slowly making its way to Texas to bring vigilante justice to the Southern border. Demi Moore is one of the “Swans” in the new season of “Feud,” where she stars alongside some of Hollywood’s biggest female stars. The premiere of “Feud: Capote vs. The Swans” is streaming now on Hulu.

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0:00.0	Like some kind of Pizza Ninja, Domino's are slicing their prices.
0:05.0	Domino's price slice.
0:07.0	Small pizzas now 8 quid, medium now 10 quid,
0:10.0	and large now 12 quid.
0:12.0	Yet we're making cuts too.
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0:55.0	Welcome, welcome, one at all, in here, out there, all around the world, to the
1:01.5	late show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert. Ladies and
1:04.2	gentlemen, we are now nine months away from the 2024 election. Be sure to have your affairs in order.
1:15.0	With Trump's nomination and ear certainty, the magamob is now turning their focus to
1:20.7	their leader's last remaining political rival, Taylor Swift.
1:25.0	Apparently,
1:28.0	Donald Trump and his allies are freaking out over reports that Joe Biden is seeking an endorsement from Taylor Swift.
1:37.0	I gotta come come on Joe no no no no ladies and gentlemen come on Joe seeking the
1:42.4	endorsement of a pop star.
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