As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.

Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.

Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin

as he softly whispered.

What would you prefer love?

Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?

The bird's ice steam-fresh range.

Goodness, that's steamy.

Jason, Manford.

Absolute Radio.

Where real music matters.

Good morning it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.

I have Harriet Dyer this morning as my guest. Hello hello?

Hello nice, thanks for joining us. I know it's early we'll get through it. We'll be reets.

I've been off for two weeks. I've had a two-week holiday. Unheard of.

That's lovely, it was lovely, but you know, I'm back now, feel it,

I'm back on the radio, on a Sunday morning, having a laugh.

So if you're up and about, drop a text 8 1215 as always for the first

half an hour of the show as we ease ourselves back in it's just a case of letting us know

what you're up to what you want to moan about what has dragged you out of your pit on this freezing but bright Sunday morning.

This is Jason Manford.

This is

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