Delta's 2 Million Miler Gift, No Towels At The Gym, and Doordash Shamers - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Jared is in Delray Beach for Ticked Off Tuesday, and he’s got beef with a flight attendant who’s handing out headphones like she’s personally been wronged by every passenger since 2003. Then the complaints roll in: a gym making adults “ask” for towels like it’s elementary school, e-gift cards sent via text that vanish into the abyss, and a miserable receptionist counting someone else’s DoorDash orders. Plus, a truly cinematic locker room nightmare in Toronto where stinky hockey jerseys are basically invading a listener’s storage unit, and Jared has a very aggressive air freshener-based solution.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I know you're angry. |
| 0:02.0 | It's Tuesday and it has no feel. |
| 0:08.0 | The weekend was fun. |
| 0:12.0 | You're still hung over from the eating. |
| 0:16.0 | And next weekend is too far away |
| 0:21.6 | What will you do with your day? |
| 0:26.6 | It's time to get ticked off |
| 0:30.6 | Complain with your gripe right now |
| 0:35.6 | Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. |
| 0:50.0 | Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. |
| 0:58.3 | Enjoy this podcast. |
| 1:01.8 | It'll help you get to Friday. |
| 1:08.6 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast. |
| 1:12.4 | This is J-Train, Jared Freed coming alive from Delaware Beach, Florida. |
| 1:16.5 | That's right. |
| 1:17.0 | Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday where you, the listener, emails me the comedian to complain. |
| 1:24.6 | That's the whole show. |
| 1:26.4 | You complain to me. I find a way to make you feel validated, |
| 1:31.4 | to make you feel seen. There is no complaint that you could send here that I would shame you for. |
| 1:37.6 | I might see a direction that you don't see. I might push back, hey, I don't know if you were going down the right road. Let me direct you |
| 1:46.6 | to another road that's equally awful and something you didn't even think about. So what I want |
| 1:52.2 | you to do is send in your complaints to J-Train Podcast at gmail.com. That's J-Train Podcast at |
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