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The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, into the phone tap. Whose phone tap is it? Oh, it belongs to Froggy. Froggy, really? Yes, really. Froggy phone taps are always festive. So what's going on? Our listener Paige called this.

She's been telling her mom that there is a service that brings a live turkey to your house on Thanksgiving.

Oh, no.

And her mom wants nothing to do with this service.

Turkeys are nasty.

No one wants anything to do with it. So I call as Tommy from Tommy's turkeys, and I'm ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving.

All right, Tommy from Tommy's turkeys is calling and phone tapping.

Let's listen in.

Yeah, I'm looking for Gail.

Uh, yeah.

This is Tommy from Tommy's turkeys.

I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple weeks.

Just wanted to touch base with you, so we head on over. I didn't order a turkey. I need to get a time that you're going to be home so that therefore I can deliver this turkey because I've got another delivery in your area on the same day. I didn't order a turkey. Yeah, well, somebody ordered a turkey for a gale's here. Empson It needs to be delivered on Wednesday the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm coming to your

house to deliver it. I don't have time for this.

Hello? Yeah, I think we were disconnected. This is Tommy from Tommy's turkey.

Somebody's ordered a free as a gift.

That's possibly named, me, my daughter? I don't know. I've got to talk. I don't know. I've got a 45-pound live bird right here that I'm bringing to your house. It's going to be alive? You wouldn't want them to be dead now. Thanksgiving's still a little ways away. It wouldn't be fresh. I know, but no one wants to see the turkey alive. No, no, I'm going to handle all of that. Well, I live in an apartment. I promise you right now, he will not be alive when he gets on the table. I know, well, where are you going to kill this turkey in my kitchen? No. No, I'm, I'll take care of all that.

You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.

All I need is to finish up the form of payment prior to arriving at your residence.

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