Deliver Driver BLOCKS MY DRIVEWAY and REFUSES TO MOVE... so I RETURN THE FAVOR BLOCK HIM IN

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 24 January 2026

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0:00.0	A toxic entitled delivery guy refuses to move his car out from in front of my driveway,
0:05.0	and despite me asking him nicely to please move so I can go into town,
0:09.0	he still refused to do anything about it, claiming that he could park wherever he wanted.
0:13.0	So I decided to get some revenge by literally returning the favor,
0:17.0	blocking his delivery van from going any further, thus making his life a living nightmare.
0:21.5	Here's what happened.
0:22.4	So this happened some years ago, but I still remember the situation very clearly.
0:26.4	My house has a garage next to it and a driveway to get out of my property and onto the street.
0:31.2	The street in front of my house is rather narrow.
0:33.3	Two cars can't pass each other safely, and there is no sidewalks.
0:36.7	And next to the street are walls.
0:38.5	And in that area, people like to build small stone or concrete walls around their property,
0:42.8	and they're not really high, but it's high enough to make it a barrier for cars and such.
0:46.6	There are no official stopping restrictions, but due to the narrow street and the numerous
0:50.7	driveways, it's obvious that parking on the street is a really bad idea.
0:54.8	Next to my property is a restaurant that gets stuff delivered every now and then.
0:58.5	The kitchen entrance is next to our driveway, and the delivery drivers usually park on the
1:02.5	parking area across the street, so they won't block traffic.
1:05.7	For reference, the street is mainly used by residents, so there is not much traffic anyways.
1:10.3	On one particular day, I had to leave quite urgently as I was heading to the town hall
1:14.7	to pick up some documents, like my new identification card.
1:18.4	Exactly on this day, a delivery driver decided to park his van next to my driveway just
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