Deleting Social Medias

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.8 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Scandals have been happening all over the internet, kids' parents bribing college, tattoo artists being disgusting, etc. But if you delete a social media in the middle of it, you're basically pleading guilty. In happier news though! Lilly got her own talk show, Twitter is hilarious, and we have two sponsors! Green Chef and Modern Fertility! AllThingsInternet is always that promo code :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:01.6	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:03.0	Errr, McCain chips. These will be good.
0:05.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:08.2	Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you.
0:12.2	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:16.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them and give you ideas for tea.
0:21.8	Okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:24.6	Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:26.6	Chip, chip hooray.
0:27.6	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
0:30.0	I would dream first home. Probably a doer upper, put her on stamp on it.
0:33.4	Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.
0:36.4	But they're all sold. Water tight, asshole free.
0:38.4	Boran, just white boxes.
0:40.4	Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.
0:42.4	Hmm. Like a nice shade of grey.
0:44.8	We are not having grey walls.
0:46.8	Why not?
0:47.8	Why not?
0:48.8	Whatever stage of the process you're at, Hallifax's online first time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.
0:54.8	Hallifax, it's a people thing.
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