Delco Dan's Dirty Golf Picks.

I can smell it.

I can smell the freshly cut grass in the air today.

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Are we going to have to do a go fund me for you because you're injured now?

I think it's desperation, which means I will finally deliver.

I don't know.

I think that's what I needed.

I think this was the sacrifice, the human sacrifice I needed to propel us forward.

Okay, so tell the audience, you hit a home run in co-ed softball.

Well, should have been a home run.

I juiced it over people's heads.

And then as I took that second step out of the box, this is game two, by the way.

I was already like four for five.

Sure.

I already had a home run.

I already had multiple RBIs.

You would think I was warmed up, but no, I sprinted towards first base.

Heard a pop.

Can't be a good sign.

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