Blue moon, you saw me standing alone without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own

Blue moon

You knew just one

Welcome listeners to The X-Rinch

My name's Windy and I'm joined by my sidekick and best friend Bardi

Hello Bardi

Hello Wendy

And our tactics guy and a man who's never offside. It's Nathan A. Clark. Hello, Nathan.

It's because I'm too slow. If I tried to be offside, I wouldn't get there in time.

It's not about the creative passing coming to you from Bardi and I.

No, those are always perfect. Lovely stuff.

I always thought it was the slower players that were more likely to go offside because

they had to kind of get an advantage.

Either the slower players or the stupid players, like in Zagli.

They were the ones that had to try and cheat.

Yeah, no, you're probably right, to be fair.

But you know what?

I'm never offside because I only ever play five a side where you can take the face.

No off sides.

Go hangings allowed.

Yeah.

Yeah. Before we get started, just a quick announcement to say that the Tottenham Food Bank will be in place for the Brentford match on Saturday between 930 and 1130.

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