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Hey everybody, welcome to the dungeon cast.'m well I'm Brian this is the

podcast where we talk about everything Dungeons and Dragons from cuddly kowattles to

clever cambions and today we're talking about Corlon Lerethian. I cannot see fireball.

in fireball. The big man himself

elf dad big elf dad big elf daddy

Hi elf dad why are you such an asshole he's actually he's actually quite a nice guy he's a a pretty nice guy. Why are your kids such assholes?

Are his kids assholes?

Yeah, he'll be jerks. Elves are actually very very nice in the in the actual vanilla

lore. If you're el. If you're an elf.

No, the elves are very generous and kind for the most part.

They can be a bit isolationist and a bit arrogant,

but I mean, they're generally very good creatures.

They're mean to dwarves.

They can get frustrated with dwarves, but even in just normal dandy lore,

elves and dwarves are actually allies.

In Tolkien you have to spend a lot of time with your dwarf or elf buddy until you're like

super bros. Until you actually get along. Yeah, that's true. But then you're like bros for life.

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