Definitely Squatchy, Bro (LIVE from Bridgetown 2015!)

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2015

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Harmontown goes back to Portland for Bridgetown 2015 and it gets squatchy, bro! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:12.5	Welcome, Bridge Town! From the Bridge Town company festival in Portland, Oregon,
0:17.2	Herman Town is now interested!
0:19.9	Oh, yeah.
0:23.9	Please welcome to the stage the Mayor of Herman Town, Mr. Dan Herman.
0:37.9	Hello, thank you!
0:44.9	Oh, thank you. Oh, family.
0:54.9	Thank you. Jeff, when you warm up the crowd when we go to Portland, and you talk about
1:06.8	how great Portland is, you ask him how long they've been in Portland, what do you think
1:10.7	I'm going to talk to them about? You're doing my act! I don't have an act! I don't
1:14.7	do magic tricks! That was half my act! I love Portland!
1:20.8	I'm glad you're warmed up, but now I got nothing.
1:23.8	Portland can bear both of our love, Dan.
1:26.8	Oh, it can. It can bear everybody's. It's a wonderful town.
1:29.8	What's your favorite thing about Portland, Oregon?
1:31.8	I love the feeling of ask his exhaustion, of loving a city so much that you get mad.
1:38.8	Fucking fuck Portland! Every time Aaron and I come here, we extend our stay by a couple
1:46.0	more days, because we're constantly, like I'm sure every person from Los Angeles talks
1:49.8	about moving here, I'm sure. We have to be typical. And so we keep staying here longer
1:56.5	and longer, because we just want to get mad at something. We've got to find out what
2:00.6	these people are bad at. What are you bad at? Paralel parking. Okay.
2:07.6	So would you? Okay. I'll believe it.
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