Definitely A Roast

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jay is not prepared for a birthday event for Jell Roll that wasn't supposed to be a roast. The only thing that goes well was his performance. A Yellowstone actor is in the audience and heckles the comedians! Everyone on the dais were suddenly best friends except Jay. Jay tells of the lip service his agent gave him regarding his Netflix special. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.9	If you could just play this on a guitar, this song exclusively, you look cool at every party
0:13.3	you ever went to. I feel like I can play guitar.
0:15.7	I guess I'd get something. Really?
0:17.4	Yeah, I feel like if I pick one up now, I could just learn it quick.
0:22.1	Yeah?
0:22.7	Yeah.
0:23.9	Howard Stern's going through that now.
0:25.4	He's doing okay.
0:26.1	But what's my call it?
0:29.1	Who have I said?
0:30.0	I mean, you're so wrong about that.
0:32.0	Pete Correlli has one of my favorite jokes at all time.
0:35.3	I love that joke.
0:36.0	Yeah, he goes, I tried to learn how to play guitar, and all I learned was if I didn't know that somebody else already played the guitar,
0:41.3	I would just say it's fucking impossible.
0:43.3	If I didn't know that anybody else had already accomplished it.
0:45.3	When I watch someone play guitar, especially like really good guitarist, like, I don't know what it is even to learn there. Like, they don't use, like, they're not using the guides that are all over the guitar.
0:57.2	They just know.
0:58.3	And they also, most of them don't even know the notes.
1:00.7	They just know how it sounds in each spot.
1:03.1	I couldn't get past the calluses.
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