Welcome to Spaghetti Shootout.

You ever see Haley's comment?

Well, we don't really care because that pales in comparison to what happened the last round.

Indeed, Mark Bordman did win around the Spaghetti Shootout.

Will he do it again?

Will he go back to back? Let's find out.

You know the drill. Our contestants debate their opinions and are awarded points solely at my

Jimmy here discretion. The real highlight is sure to be the meatball of the month. You've submitted

topic ideas in the comments via email, phone, even carrier pigeon Pigeon, and much more, and we've selected

one to add to the mix. Our Meatball of the Month winners get a prize in addition to the fame.

This month's package includes a Triumph HD 10 by 42 binocular, limited edition podcast hoodie,

$100 apparel package, and that cameo from none other than Mark Bordman.

We love the comments, so let's see a few from the last episode.

At Bryson Wharton says, need more blindfold edition shootout.

At Christian Spain, 3015 says Ryan may be the most well-rounded individual in existence.

The guy knows mycology, video games, many genres of music, outdoors, what a legend.

And at Bob the Builder 914, for the love of God, someone at Vortex get Mark a suppressor for Christmas.

So without further ado, let's jump straight into the sauce

and get this episode started. And we're live. All right. Got another spaghetti shootout. I've already

done the intro at this point with the voiceover and everything. So you guys ready to rock?

Let's do this, Jim. I'm ready to rock. Some points are on the board. They're awarded for various things

based on history between the last spaghetti shootout and now. Mark has five points. I can tell you that is because

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