So I was at UCLA the other day, getting my eyes checked for my upcoming cornea transplant,

which I am so excited about. Yes, you know, I'll be able to see like maybe 2050 instead of

2,400 out of that one eye. So I'm super excited about that. So Ian couldn't pick me up for my

appointment. He did take me in the morning,

but he couldn't pick me up because he had to go to school. And so I get an Uber and this Russian guy

shows up. Okay. His name was like, like Rudolph or something like that or Rudok or something

like that. Anyway, guys just like chatty Kathy. Like, you know, how are you? And, you know, I'm from Russia. And I said, oh, you know, I'm Ukrainian.

And he looks, turns around and goes, I could tell you were Ukrainian. And you just have that

face. And Ukrainian women, they're strong. They're beautiful. They're outgoing. And then he said,

here, I give you two pieces of gum. I said, okay.

I said, why two pieces of gum?

He says, because you got nice, healthy teeth.

And I have nice, healthy teeth, too.

And I'm like, this is like the weirdest Uber driver.

And so I actually opened up the app to hit the safety thing just in case something weird to happen.

And so when I get to the house, I said, you know, thank you so much, Rudok.

I mean, this been a fabulous, I mean, this was an 11-minute ride.

This is great.

And he says, is this your house?

And I said, yes, it is, as a matter of fact.

I said, I live here with my entire family.

They're right there.

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