Deep Water
Slate's Spoiler Specials
Slate Podcasts
3.6 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2022
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Spoiler Specials, Slate’s movie critic Dana Stevens is joined by Slate’s Jeffrey Bloomer and Dan Kois to spoil Deep Water.
The film opens with marital unease between Vic Van Allen (Ben Affleck) and his wife Melinda (Ana de Armas). Melinda has constant flirtations that Vic moodily tolerates … until he doesn’t.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:03.7 | I want to tell you my secret now. |
| 0:06.4 | I see dead people. |
| 0:09.5 | Silent green is people. |
| 0:13.3 | No, I am the father. |
| 0:16.7 | Oh, Rushburn. |
| 0:22.8 | What's in the box? What's in the box? |
| 0:26.2 | You maniac! |
| 0:28.2 | You blow it up! |
| 0:30.9 | Damn you all the hell! Hello, I'm Dana Stevens, Slate's movie critic. |
| 0:33.2 | Here with another Slate, spoiler special. |
| 0:35.0 | We are here today to spoil Deepwater, the new erotic |
| 0:37.6 | thriller from British director Adrian Lynn. He of unfaithful. Give me some titles, guys. Flash |
| 0:43.5 | Dance, Fatal Attraction. Nine and a half weeks. Nine and a half weeks, right, the erotic thriller |
| 0:48.6 | that started at all. I am joined today by Slate Features Director Jeffrey Blumer. Hey, Jeff. |
| 0:54.0 | Hi, Dana. And also from Washington, D.C., by Slate's senior writer Dan Coice. Hello, Dan. Hello, everyone. So, as I usually do, before we get to digging into the details of Deepwater's plot, I just want to ask what both of you thought of it. I noticed going on Rotten Tomatoes that I'm an outlier here. I gave this |
| 1:11.0 | movie what Rotten Tomatoes calls a fresh review, although to some degree I loved it because of its |
| 1:15.7 | delicious badness, but its general rating on Rotten Tomatoes right now is 36%, which is not very |
| 1:22.6 | promising. So I'm really curious, both of you, Jeff and Dan, what did you think of Deepwater |
| 1:27.0 | overall? Dan, I'll start with did you think of Deepwater overall? |
| 1:28.4 | Dan, I'll start with you. |
| 1:36.4 | I believe Deepwater is a fantastic movie to watch with a person you hate while drunk. |
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