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The Matt Walsh Show

Deep Tweets by Matt Walsh - Season 1

The Matt Walsh Show

The Matt Walsh Show

News, News Commentary

4.727.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

And now, deep tweets by Matt Walsh.

0:09.2

Earlier I tweeted that emojis are for children and women and that grown adult men shouldn't

0:13.5

use them.

0:14.5

I'm trending on Twitter now because many people are rightly angry about it.

0:18.4

I apologize.

0:20.1

I should have mentioned that emojis are also for illiterates.

0:23.2

Forgive my oversight.

0:30.2

My seven year old pan gender child Sundance just came right up to me and asked, Matt, what

0:35.7

happens if there's another January 6th?

0:38.1

Can our democracy survive?

0:40.3

I looked them right in the eyes and said, my child, it's already dead.

0:45.2

We just held each other and sobbed.

0:52.6

My pronouns are me and myself.

0:55.4

When you refer to me, you must say me, which means you'll be talking about yourself because

1:00.5

I identify as you and also me.

1:03.2

I identify as everyone.

1:05.0

Your identity has been collapsed into mine.

1:07.2

You must respect this or else you are transphobic.

1:15.8

Today my son drew in red marker all over his face, then got scared that we'd be mad,

1:20.0

so we tried to hide it by wrapping toilet paper around his head like a mummy.

1:24.0

Then he promptly ran into a wall and nearly knocked himself unconscious.

1:28.3

Update.

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