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You're joined, as always, by Melbourne writers, Michelle Andrews and Zara McDonald.

Hello, Zazzie McDonald and hello, producer, Elish Gilligan.

Hi.

I kind of need to.

Kind of need to. I kind of need to.

But I'm going to see if I can get through this intro. What? Coming up on today's show, I need to sneeze. Why are you crying? Because I need to sneeze. I said that. Go sneeze, girl. Did I not finish the sentence? Okay. Would you like some sneeze time now? No. Is it gone? his banning. So not sexy. Happy Monday. Coming up on today's show, we cannot stop thinking about Brian Johnson's 800 word tweet slash essay about booking up with his girlfriend. To jog your memory, Brian Johnson is the multi-millionaire who is sinking his money into one goal, and that is to not die. He is going to extreme lengths to achieve this,

and we wanted to know what's motivating him. Is it altruistic? Is it just another health and wellness grift? Is it just about hair? Yeah, it could. There is a good chance. It's all about

hair. What is it all about? First, Michelle, I don't know where we start Mondays now. I'm untethered

to this way. Well, perhaps we start this episode with the truth. And the truth is, dear listeners,

we've had some spanners in the day. We're recording this on a Friday as we always do with our

Monday episodes. However, what's special about this Friday? First double recording. Big day for the

shameless podcast team. We are now doing Dumbstuff Fridays. So we get in. First episode of the day,

Dumbstuff Fridays. All good. From there, the day has truly been derailed by Spanner after Spanner

for the three of us in particular. And we are coming to this recording much, much, much later than we would like. So much later. It's later. When you said we're going to tell the truth, I was like, how much of the truth? No, just that is good. The other part of it as well, you know what? Shall we get into the details quickly? What we'll end up doing to get this episode out on time is we'll split the...

We're going to split the editing four.

I'm glad to turn this into a meeting.

If there are four slightly clunky transitions from double words, you'll know that's when

Lucy handed it over to Michelle, who handed it over to me, and you will, you will not complain.

You will just be so happy that this episode got to you.

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