Deep State University
The Rob Gucci Show
Rob Gucci
4.9 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Tickets to our live show in Calgary are on sale NOW! Link is in our Instagram bio. Tissues and toilet paper are the same thing. Just sneeze into a square of toilet paper, there's no need to buy tissues. Andy explains why he got banned from twitter and Rob quotes the Movie "Miracle" (2004) for a good chunk of the 'sode. It's good stuff. Tune in.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:03.0 | It's that early morning jeans. |
| 0:05.0 | Probably the earliest we've ever recorded. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, that early morning Joe with jeans. |
| 0:11.0 | If you're watching on YouTube, you'll see that I'm wearing my |
| 0:15.2 | medieval times, what do you call this thing? |
| 0:18.5 | It's not chain. |
| 0:19.1 | Blouse? |
| 0:19.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.5 | Chain mail slash blouse over my legs because I don't like to show my legs on the show. |
| 0:27.0 | People talk shit. The entire internet is just basically just a bunch of strangers deteriorating your mental health so when I feel |
| 0:36.6 | uncomfortable with my legs out I'm gonna cover them not that there's anything |
| 0:41.0 | wrong with them I just don't want to see the comments from all these fucking retards. You know, everybody's just got something to say |
| 0:46.2 | Legs are tough one like I usually don't like to fly even with shorts on. I don't know why I don't need. it. I also think I have weird like how so. They're hairy. I feel like people. I mean better than having no hair that everyone would be like you shave your legs? That's true I was like the worst thing |
| 1:03.7 | when that like is everybody there's like those kids that just for some reason can't grow |
| 1:07.3 | here anywhere which would suck and then that coupled with those kids that like comment on your appearance. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah. I can't stand those kids. It's probably half of our listeners too, probably more than them. |
| 1:19.1 | Just like they, those kids that have no social awareness slash they're so doosy they just don't care like |
| 1:26.2 | I remember one time I was in a restaurant and this kid that I know very well commented |
| 1:31.6 | on another kid it was his friend not my friend about his |
| 1:34.6 | mustache because I guess he he shaved it it was uneven and he pointed it out in front |
| 1:41.8 | of everybody and I felt bad for the guy. |
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